You can call me Consuela. she/her. Living my life like it's golden plated. I stan for Jesus and Beysus.
I blog Fabulous WoC. PoC stuff. ASoIaF. Shady Hollow. Ratchet shit. I have no class.
SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME WHY LIKE 50% OF DRAGONBALL Z EPISODES ARE FLASHBACKS FROM THE LAST EPISODE AND PREVIEWS FOR THE NEXT ONE
Coming Summer 2019
|iPhone user:||I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6|
|Android user:||Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else|
|iPhone user:||I just like this pho-|
|Android user:||The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*|
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
I’ve learned so much from this website.